Bible paddle. 15 inches long by 5.5 inches wide. Yes it's made from a real bible. Strike the fear of god into your bottom.

12 inch long by1 inch wide poplar paddle with 3 inch puck. This is not for the weak of heart.

11 inch long by 4 inch wide poplar paddle with broken glass inlay. This is not for the weak of heart.

12 inch long by1 inch wide poplar paddle with 3 inch puck. This is not for the weak of heart.