Bible paddle. 15 inches long by 5.5 inches wide. Yes it's made from a real bible. Strike the fear of god into your bottom.

10 inch long by 2.25 inch wide poplar paddle with 1.5 inch ball. This is not for the weak of heart.

11 inch long by 4 inch wide poplar paddle with 2.5 inch ball. This is not for the weak of heart.

8.5 hadle with a 6 inch shot filled rubber hose. Deep thudding impact. If you want the truth, this is your toy.